The Endbringer's Thoughts | Raw Rocks and Guys Named Steve |
� RAW this week was arguably one of the best ones this year, if not ever. Great matches and new twists just blew away their sloppy showing last week.
� You just gotta love DX, they did a great skit this week. Right up there with the Nation one a while back. The highlights were X-Pac's "5 knuckle shuffle" thing, awesome, and HHH's eyebrow, just gold. The Brood finally gets some goddamn heat, and it's about time, can't wait to see where this takes them. So the Blazer is Owen now, big deal. I'm thinking that it's gonna be Jarrett some other times. Interesting twist with Terri & Jackie accompanying Sexual Chocolate and D-Lo "I wish I had a chick" Brown. More heat with DX and the Corporation, the Outlaws shoudl have the straps back soon. The one thing I didn't like was McMahon entering the Rumble. That should improve Austin's chances beyond 100% to win the Rumble (grrr.) And Debra has taken Sable's place for best lady in the WWF. Her "tasty cakes" give Sable's a run for their money (makers). Hey, doesn't anyone else see the Sable/Mero deal happening all over again with Debra and Jarrett??? Hello??? And I love seeing any McMahon getting Socko, it's great. Another bodyguard for the corporation? I'm waiting to see how this will unfold.....and the best part, no Austin!!!
� What's that you say? I don't like Austin??? Hang on, this brings me to my "Guys Named Steve" section. It's not a good place to be.
� Steve Austin. I hate him. I just hate him. Any idiot could go on stage, say ass a lot, chug beers, learn three wrestling moves and get beat up by the Undertaker.
� Steve Blackman. I have mentioned before how Blackman ain't lethal with two crappy moves. Hopefully he'll get better with a better angle.
� Steve Regal. Can you say "bust?" Regal was the guy that was supposed to prove to WCW that McMahon could make mid-carders stars. Whatever happened in this case, it doesn't make Vince look good.
� Steve Williams. What happened to this guy? We tried to get him for so long, we finally get him and he's knocked out by Bart Gunn, and he's gone. Headscratcher......
� Steve McMichael. This goofball makes WCW look even worse, and is more like a Horse's Ass than a Horseman. The only good thing about him is his ex-wife, whom he hates. (Shoulda stuck with the woman, Mongo.)
� Stevie Ray. He blows. Harlem Heat was awesome, and they made Stevie Ray a pointless NWO-ite. Yikes.
� Scott Steiner. Yeah his name ain't Steve, but I hate him anyway!!! He couldn't fill Hogan's baby booties, let alone his wrestling boots. I'm not sticking up for Hogan here, but look what he's done for wrestling, and you get my point.
� Well, I'm done. This all came out so fluidly, hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed reading it.
�� Rest In Peace,
���� The Endbringer